Christmas Card Brother - Face Ache Boxing Day Poo!

...but first you must expel the beast
And so you start to strain,
You bite down on a piece of wood
To take away the pain.
But oh my god, it's bloody huge
It's like you're giving birth!
You sweat and push and swear and shake
And strain for all you're worth.
And then that magic moment comes
That fills your soul with cheer,
A turd the size of King Kong's arm
Emerges from your rear.
And like a bomb it hots the pan
Thus lightening your mood
And making room inside your guts
For lots more Christmas food!

Have a great Christmas!

H 228 mm x W 125 mm or
H 9.00 x W 4.95 Inches (approx.)

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